Grab yourself some jellybeans, red and blue and green.
Smooth and shiney's all about massive sugar.
Mash them up and think of me, mushy is the key.
Follow the directions now and raise the damn bar.
Milkshake, make break, face the end and go to step two.
Grab yourself some coconut.
This drink's the ultimate.
Goes well with bacon.

Take those flaming red lips, cinnamon is what it drips.
Chop those lips into small chunks drop them in bits.
Don't forget the coming liquor... RUM! Blend on high. Chug.

I need this, I want the calories.
Don't judge me it's how I feel.
Can't understand a single word you said.

It's the perfect drink for every meal.