Robbed me of my soul and dignity.
Cursed thefts, my 8 string gone.
You'll worship me.
Nine time world judo chumpion, do not refute my claim.
Did I say nine? I meant five.
Did I say world? I meant WOW.
Bud? That's all you got?

I need twenty to get me drunk.
My cousin's in this band. Do not refute my claim.
I'll play for them, just you'll see.
We'll record in Sweden for the fame.

Why record here? That's just lame.
I'm a fag and Jeff Loomis was the end.